Planet MooniesPlanet Moonies

Est. 1955 · Cream Moonshine

Planet Moonies — cream moonshine from the malt shopPlanet Moonies cream moonshine logo

Good Shakes. Bad Choices.

Ten malt-shop classics, spiked and poured into a mason jar. 17% ALC/VOL. 750 mL. Made in Canada with real cream.

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All ten Planet Moonies cream moonshine jars lined up along a 1950s malt-shop counter

10 flavours. 0 regrets.

Today at the counter

Choose Your Trouble

Ten Flavours. One Questionable Decision.

Planet Moonies Cookies & Cream cream moonshine mason jar

Nº 01 · 17% ALC/VOL

Cookies & Cream

Like a milkshake. Just a little more illegal.

Planet Moonies Chocolate Peanut Butter cream moonshine mason jar

Nº 02 · 17% ALC/VOL

Chocolate Peanut Butter

Two great tastes. One terrible influence.

Planet Moonies Strawberry Milkshake cream moonshine mason jar

Nº 03 · 17% ALC/VOL

Strawberry Milkshake

Some things are better spiked.

Planet Moonies Salted Caramel cream moonshine mason jar

Nº 04 · 17% ALC/VOL

Salted Caramel

Some things are better a little salty.

Planet Moonies Banana Cream Pie cream moonshine mason jar

Nº 05 · 17% ALC/VOL

Banana Cream Pie

Like dessert should be. Only stronger.

Planet Moonies Root Beer Float cream moonshine mason jar

Nº 06 · 17% ALC/VOL

Root Beer Float

The float that sank your plans.

Planet Moonies Orange Creamsicle cream moonshine mason jar

Nº 07 · 17% ALC/VOL

Orange Creamsicle

A popsicle with priors.

Planet Moonies Maple Cream cream moonshine mason jar

Nº 08 · 17% ALC/VOL

Maple Cream

Because everything tastes better with a little maple.

Planet Moonies Pumpkin Spice cream moonshine mason jar

Nº 09 · 17% ALC/VOL

Pumpkin Spice

Because apparently everything needs pumpkin spice.

Planet Moonies Vanilla Milkshake cream moonshine mason jar

Nº 10 · 17% ALC/VOL

Vanilla Milkshake

Looks innocent. That's how it gets you.

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